I joined Twitter.
Jemisoutrageous / blackdahlilah@yahoo.com / Melissa David.
Come find me.

(Also, how do I respond to other people's Tweets? Help!)

That is all.

To Ping_win and her blushing bride!!!
YAY!

"Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it."

(See also, "The more you cry, the less I care.")


As I grow older and realize more and more what I want from my life and my friends, and as I continue to pare my friendships down, I have discovered that these are the things I deem necessary in someone I am going to allow into my life and into my heart.

HONESTY, above all else. Once you've lied to me, you are dead to me, and when you lie to yourself, you are dead inside, and I can't have people like that in my life.
maturity
responsibility
ability to handle one's own shit
ability to OWN one's own shit
consistency
bravery
independence
a lack of neediness
a lack of pettiness
the ability to go against the herd
not a user
not a thief
comfort, the ability to give, have given, and to be comfortable with me
joy
self-reliance
forgiveness
a lack of judgement, especially hidden judgement, which is a hideous disservice to the friendship you are supposed to be honoring
a lack of bullshit
kindness
balls
supportiveness, but not if it is supporting something that will hurt me, or something that you support in order for me to support the same self-hurting behavior in you
ability to do kindness for others without keeping score in your mind of said kindnesses in order to throw in the other person's face
laughter
a lack of competition
respect
a lack of threats
loving me when I'm most unlovable (even if you don't like me right then)
someone who will neither enable me nor expect me to enable them
emotional growth
a lack of fronting
not entitled
a lack of selfishness
grounded in reality (no, really, I have had to unload a ton of straight up batshit crazy this summer and I am fully serious.)
ability to focus on what's "real" vs. what's "ridiculous"
compassionate
not full of shit
the ability to learn from your mistakes, even if you keep making the same ones over and over again
some sort of fucking effort
while not being a stalker
upfront enough to officially dump me instead of hiding my Facebook feed and ignoring me (I can take it.)
hospitable (the invitations I have received vs. the people whose asses were on my chairs eating my food is pitiful)
generous
and, obviously, hilarious.



I am so very grateful for the people who I am honored to have in my life that meet this criteria. I am loved. And I love. And that is all.

Mo-lissa & Mr, "Whisk Me Away" forever.

Thanks so much for the, "oooh, honey be delusional as all fuck" laugh.

Cheers!

This is why I have stayed the fuck AWAY from OKCupid.

[8:51:08 pm]TurkishAvalon:you are hot

[8:51:20 pm]Jemisoutrageous: hey,thanks.

[8:51:45 pm]TurkishAvalon:it makes no sense to be gentlemen like here

[8:51:52 pm]TurkishAvalon:you are really hot

[8:51:55 pm]TurkishAvalon:and you know it

[8:53:14 pm]TurkishAvalon:why you dont answer?

[8:53:50 pm]TurkishAvalon:you are stupid if you dont answer

[8:54:40 pm]Jemisoutrageous: Um, darling? I was on the phone and didn't get your message. But to call me stupid makes me not want to chat with you.

[8:54:43 pm]Jemisoutrageous:Goodbye.

[8:54:59 pm]TurkishAvalon:I didnt call you stupid

[8:55:40 pm]TurkishAvalon:there is no reason to be hysterical

[8:56:08 pm]TurkishAvalon:why are you having such a problem with your temper?

[8:56:36 pm]TurkishAvalon:you should change if you want to get to know interesting people

[8:56:50 pm]TurkishAvalon:behaving like a wild witch will lead you nowhere

[8:56:53 pm]TurkishAvalon:;)

We were on the phone and he put his foot up with the threat that he may, in fact, have to put it down if I didn't stop talking shit about my cellulite or "fucking with bitch niggas."

He is my people.

http://jemisoutrageous.livejournal.com/121664.html

I miss old eljay.

June 27th
PM for details:

I am so so so so so so so madly in love.
That is all.

just lazy and busy and caught up on other things, darlings who have sent me PM's.
Real post soon.
loves.